4/07/2005 01:14:00 PM|||Garnet|||

Viki has found a new way to help me procrastinate more homework!
She put the following questions up on her blog and suggested someone answer them! So here I go:

1. In your opinion, what is the best national brand of packaged chocolate-chip cookies?
Regular ole, crunchy Chips Ahoy. No contest.

2. What is your absolute favorite restaurant in the whole wide world?
Tortilla Marissa's in Fort Collins. I don't get out much.

3. What do you order when you go there?
Blue Corn Cheese Enchilladas and a raspberry margarita

4. Why must my little dog Peso, who already maimed one baby bunny today, which had to be put out of its misery by my husband, insist on standing by the back door whining, like he thinks I'm just going to let him go out there and kill more. Not that I like baby bunnies living in my garden, I mean really, things just started popping up. I just don't want to have to clean up baby bunny blood off my dog's mouth. Yuck.
Is Peso a Chihuahua? I have one of those who also stands by the back door and whines. But he does not actually kill anything. He chases the heck out of the "Black and White Kitty" who comes to our porch to taunt our indoor kitties, but he cowers away (barking) when she beats on him.

5. What's your favorite band? Be sure to include a link to their website!
Dave Matthews Band. Check it.

6. Say I have the winning Mega Millions ticket in my wallet right now. Why should I give you the maximum allowable gift I could give you without you having to pay taxes on it (whatever that amount might be, don't ask me, I'm not an accountant.)
You should give it to me so that I can give it to a worthy charity in both of our names. Yeah? How's that?

7. Why am I doing this? I can't even think of any more questions.
This begs the further question: Why am I answering these?!?!

8. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Bacardi Limon and Diet Coke with Lime and a splash of Sweet and Sour

9. What is the one thing in your view right now that you should be doing instead of wasting time sitting on your ass in front of your computer reading and/or answering these stupid questions?
Homework.

10. Why is it that there is a plethora of nail salons in my area that are owned by people of asian descent? And why is it that there is always at least one man who works in these salons who insists on answering his phone while he is giving you a manicure?
Those asian nail salons are HORRIBLE! And I'm not being racist at all! The product they use on your nails is toxic and should be illegal! It's why they charge so little. I used to have acrylic and then gel nails for years and I learned the hard way: Stay away from the cheap asian salons!!! *wags finger at you*

Those were fun but, yes, a total waste of time. But amusing nonetheless. Thank you!

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