5/02/2005 10:21:00 AM|||Garnet|||If Brando, Christine, Maggie and Kelly jumped off a bridge, I'd probably do the same...
You know the drill: Pick 5 of the following professions and complete the sentence:
If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer...
1. If I could be a painter, I'd have a sunroom built onto the house with lots of windows and screen french doors to open up. I would have easels and potter's wheels and a kiln and lots of oil paints, watercolors, paper mache, and various other media with which I would recreate the world around me. I would drink herbal tea every day as I sat on my velvet-covered lounger in my artist's sunroom, gazing out the window at the butterflies, birdies and neighborhood cats roaming around, as I contemplated what I would create today.
2. If I could be a gardener, I'd grow all kinds of flowers, herbs and vegetables. I'd have fields of wildflowers, irises, daisies, lillies, bleeding hearts and roses. I'd grow beds of ivy, poppies and petunias. I'd cultivate enormous, juicy and sweet tomatoes, crisp carrots, and dozens of aeromatic herbs like oregano, basil, lavendar, chamomile and thyme. I'd have benches and soft paths winding through my gardens. There would be bird feeders, houses and baths all over the place. I'd take naps in my garden under large weeping willow trees and listen to the winds blow through the leaves and petals of its beauty.
3. If I could be a llama-rider, I'd ride it all over Highlands Ranch. I'd stay in the "fast lane" at all times and I would shout "BEEP BEEP" when I wanted to pass someone. I'd park it in front of the grocery store and secure it to a post in a handicapped space. I'd announce to nearby patrons of the store that my llama has a hi-tech security system installed in it so nobody better go near it while I am inside. When I'd come out from doing my shopping, my llama would be there waiting patiently for me, sticking his walnut teeth out and making children giggle.
4. If I could be a Jedi, I would move things with my mind. I would do the dishes with my mind as I cross-stitched with my hands. I would turn the light out from across the room when I'm done reading and ready to fall asleep. I would let the dog out (and back in again) without having to actually get up every 5 seconds. I would also make the idiot drivers get the heck outta my way when I'm running late to class or otherwise just wanting to test out my bigger, faster engine. I would also mentally suggest to Honey that he bring home some flowers or a box of candy for me on a regular basis.
5. If I could be a proctologist, I wouldn't. That's just gross.
If you're reading this and you haven't done it already but would like to, go ahead! Consider yourself tagged! But let me know that you did it so I can go check out your responses!|||111496484966154235|||If I could be good