5/13/2005 01:42:00 PM|||Garnet|||

I never do these but sometimes my friend Maggie does! So here goes:

(originally from Unconscious Mutterings)

1. Android:: Paranoid
   
2. Revenge:: Sami Brady
   
3. Knight:: in shining armor
   
4. Stranded:: on an island
   
5. Weakness:: ice cream
   
6. Greed:: money
   
7. Walter:: Cronkite
   
8. Dense:: Shampoo (WTF did that come from???)
   
9. Sheep:: my friend Jim
   
10. Propane:: Hank Hill

Clearly, all I need to know about life I learned from TV!

And, in honor of my first week of dieting, I shall now commence in pigging out on Friday's Feast!

Appetizer
Whose intelligence do you find intimidating?
My long-time family friend Steve. The man is quirky but a genius (aren't they all) and I think I sound like a freaking idiot when I try to carry on an intelligent conversation with him.

Soup
Name something you've done that surprised yourself.
Hanging up on my mother's mother. Telling my mom "no" and meaning it. Going back to school in 2002. Learning to play guitar. I surprise myself almost every day.

Salad
List 3 people whom you have only "met" online, but consider good friends.
I've met a ton of people online but I've met them IRL too. So, in looking at my buddies list, I can honestly say there isn't a person on there that I haven't met. As far as blogging friends go, other than the ones who were my IRL friends before they/I started blogging, I haven't yet formed strong friendships with anyone in particular.

Main Course
Where is the dirtiest place you've ever been?
I went to a pseudo-rave several years ago with an ex-boyfriend. I'm not a candy raver, nor was I ever one. I was sober as a stone that night unless you count the cold meds I was taking for a recent illness. ANYWAY....the bathroom at this place was NASSSSSSSTYYYYY!!!!! Ever seen the movie Trainspotting when Ewan McGregor climbs into the toilet in what was referred to as "The Dirtiest Toilet in Scotland"? Yes. This bathroom was THAT gross. It probably would have been tolerable had I been intoxicated with some battery acid or whatever.

Dessert
What is the best example of "perfection" that you can think of?
Well damn. I'll have you know I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to think of just the PERFECT answer for this question. One that would startle and amaze you. One that would induce deep contemplation and wonder. So, by that rationale, I believe that the answer is in the question!

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