6/02/2005 09:19:00 AM|||Garnet|||
My dad sent me this funny:

The next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place a delivery order. When they go to deliver your pizza, catch a ride home with 'em.

Ha! Sorry. That's all I could come up with this morning. Give me a couple hours. I'll find something better for ya!
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