I was tagged! Weeee….

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Have at least one child.
2. Go back to Paris.
3. Go back to Maui.
4. Skydive
5. Swim with dolphins This used to be on my list but I did it on my honeymoon.
6. Visit a country I’ve never been to like Africa, India, Spain, England.
7. Find enlightenment. Haha.

7 things I can do:
1. Taco tongue (as Callista called it!)
2. Read Tarot cards
3. Remember what movies a few dozen songs appeared in.
4. Quote Pulp Fiction, almost word for word.
5. Name at least one show or movie a particular actor has been in with another actor. I’m really good at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon!
6. Have multiple orgasms (hey! You asked!)
7. Understand children.

7 things I cannot do:
1. Stay off the computer for more than 24 hours, as long as one is available to me.
2. Same with TV.
3. Make my bed every morning.
4. Compete.
5. Do a cartwheel (at least not until my back gets stronger)
6. Sleep past noon.
7. Smoke pot or do shots of tequila (of course, if I did, maybe #6 would be more possible!)

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Bright eyes surrounded by dark brows.
2. Sense of humor.
3. Squinty eyes when laughing.
4. Open mindedness
5. Scottish accent
6. Compassion and sensativity (but not too much, ya big baby!)
7. Dark roots, highlighted tips

7 things I say most often:
1. Oh DOH!
2. Sonnovabitch!
3. I am not kidding!
4. That sucks. (I literally cannot think of an alternate way to say this!)
5. It’s three three three! (when the clock says, 3:33)
6. RAWR!
7. ‘Nee! (short for “Honey!”)

7 celebrity crushes (ONLY 7?):
1. Colin Farrell
2. Nicholas Cage (as Castor Troy in Face Off)
3. Orlando Bloom (but only as Legolas- me too, Callista)
4. Christopher Meloni
5. Joaquin Phoenix
6. Matthew McConaughey
7. Dave Matthews

7 people I want to do this:
1. Anyone
2. Somebody
3. Somebody Else
4. You
5. That dude over there
6. That chick, too
7. Yo’ Momma

Finally! Someone is marketing the kind of goods I want to advertise my love of blogging!
Check it out here!

Way to go, Callista! I can’t decide between the license plate frame or a t-shirt!

What a busy week I’ve had! I told you my daily schedule was going to be turned completely inside out starting this week! Today is my day off - from work and school. I slept in, caught up on some TiVo and am playing computer for a while. I should be reading some Western Civ or Geology, really. But I’ve got four days to do that! What’s the rush?!

I think I’ve already contracted a bug. I always get sick with a cold or something like that the first couple months into the school year. Especially when I’m working with the little ones. But the first week is a record for me! My nose and throat are scratchy and runny, I’m very tired and today I am achy. Oh joy. I took a pregnancy test last night (because I’ve been nauseous pretty frequently lately) and it came up negative. Whew. We are so not ready for a baby yet! But can I just say that pregnancy tests have come a long way since I last took them in, oh, 1996! Instead of a single stick with a tiny hole in which you must struggle to position your, uh, pee in, the package came with two test strips that you insert into this large thing that looks like a digital thermometer - with a long sticky-outtie part that you’re supposed to pee on. Then wait a minute or three for the DIGITAL read out to say PREGNANT or NOT PREGNANT. So fancy schmancy! Yes, of course, there was a small part of me that was secretly hoping it would say PREGNANT. It would be stressful but a fun surprise! And we could be a new statistic: sexually active couple whose TWO forms of regular birth control (condoms and pill) FAILED! We’d be famous. And that would be cool.

So, in some of the classrooms at school, they have these god-awful desks that are the kind where the desk surface protrudes out from one arm of the chair. They look kinda like this:

Well, last semester, I couldn’t fit comfortably into one of these contraptions cuz of my huge gut and booty. In May, I started eDiets. Went off for a month or so. Now am back on. So far, I’ve lost about 18 pounds (only 77 more to go!). When I climbed into one of these desks on Monday, I found that I didn’t have trouble getting in, out, or writing on. My gut wasn’t crushed up against the surface. It was actually, somewhat comfortable. Horray!!! I celebrated with a brownie (just kiddin’).

My Honey has a blog now. Check it out here. I love that he is so trying to copy me. >:)

Yeah, I’m really feeling ill now. I think I should go lie down. Ugh.