Not Very Perceptive
I am usually a very perceptive person. I tend to see things that others do not. I’m very sensative that way. So, if this is all true and has been all my life, why did it take me a whole damn week to realize that my husband had cut off his three inch goatee beard?!?!?!
Yesterday morning, we were watching Saturday Night Live (TiVo’d from the night before) and enjoying a skit about men with mustaches and beards. Near the end of the skit I said, “Yah, my Honey has one of those!” I glanced over to him to look at it AND IT WAS NOT THERE! I was shocked! I immediately realized that it must’ve been gone for a day or two since he had not showered and shaved yet when I noticed yesterday. “Please tell me you cut it off like yesterday…” I said. “Nope.” He shook his head patiently. “Friday???” I asked, pleadingly. “Uh…nope.” he replied again. “OH MY GOD! WHEN DID YOU CUT IT OFF?!?!?!” “Last Sunday.”
I hereby forfeit my place in the running for Wife of the Year!!! FOR SHAME!






