Ohhh, some of these are just too true!

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

Amnesia: I Don’t Remember If I’ll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic: Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And………..

Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

Borderline Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll not Tell You Why

Full Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells.

Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

Senile Dementia: Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Attention Deficit Disorder: We Wish You A……Oooooo! Hey Look!! It’s Snowing!!!!