…quoth the brilliant Tom Robbins in Still Life with Woodpecker.

I’m dying my hair red today. Since it’s not my natural color, I guess Robbins could consider me made of “Splenda and intrigue.”

I’m using an “all natural” hair color I picked up at Whole Foods. It’s made from vegetable products, no nasty chemicals. It’s not burning my eyes. I’ve always wanted red hair so here’s hoping it doesn’t turn out too goth!

Pictures to come…if the results are pretty.